pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
teapayne: friend application Will you appreciate birthday gifts from the dollar tree?
h0odrich: i bet tap dancers are actually spies sending out morse code messages to people in the audience with secret cult meeting locations and shit trust nobody
toiletfetus: go away mom im in the internet
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
susannaholmes: wilsoncarestoomuch: fmaobsessed: i-loaf-jhutch: iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying. hell i mourned a character getting cancer…. i mourned when my favorite character got sent to a parallel universe
jarppileppala: I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
mister-comedy: yeah i go to the club
gerard-gay: there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT this is too boring THIS IS OBNOXIOUS look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
shavingryansprivates: i would never walk 1000 miles just to see someone vanessa carlton’s a fuckin dumbass
drunkblogging: one time in 8th grade this kid made a huge penis out of blue modeling clay and stuck it on my science teachers desk while she was out of the room, when she came back and saw it she started screaming and ran back out of the room
Everything is Destiel on my dash right now and...
Friend: How obsessed are you with Harry Potter on a scale of 1-10?
Me: 9 and 3/4
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
me: internet frien-
people at school: PEDOPHILES
dripping-gold: life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
thundergoddess: if u ever feel down just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.