May 2012
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
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I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
sodamnrelatable:
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
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I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
sodamnrelatable:
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
via sodamnrelatable
I'm bored. Send me a picture of you and I'll draw...
time—escapes—me:
I’ll do the first 5.
And they’re gonna be in kawaii cartoon chibi form because I can’t draw.
Send picture.
youngstero:
“gonna give my multi-million dollar innovative empire to the kid who fucks up the least” says willy wonka
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